You get in your car, turn on the radio and BAM! There it is. Christmas music starts blaring through the speakers. Do you begin to sing? Are you filled with an eternal dread for the upcoming holidays? Or do you change the station as fast as you can? (The right answer is to start singing). If you want to find out what your holiday choices make you to be keep scrolling down and take a REALLY fun* quiz. Keep track of what letters you answer to see who you truly are.
When do you start listening to Christmas music?
A. Bleh that stuff SUCKS
B. Probably a week or 2 before Christmas
C. The day after Thanksgiving
D. ALL YEAR
Do you watch Holiday movies?
A. This question is a joke, right?
B. Probably 1 or 2
C. Yes! They’re all so good
D. WHO DOESN’T????
What’s your favorite Christmas decoration.
A. I would never decorate
B. The tree ig
C. I can’t decide
D. I LOVE IT ALL
Do you like snow?
A. As soon as I can I’m moving somewhere that doesn’t have winter
B. It’s pretty when you’re inside
C. I love it but it sucks to drive in
D. ITS MY FAVORITE FORM OF PRECIPITATION
If you met Santa, what would you ask him?
A. He doesn’t exist**
B. How I never made it on the naughty list
C. Probably how he remembers all of the houses
D. If I could move in with him
What is your favorite part of winter break?
A. It ending
B. No school
C. Hanging out with people
D. ALL OF THE HOLIDAY THINGS TO DO
What did you think of this quiz?
A. It sucks and I’m never coming back to this website
B. I’ve done better
C. It was fun
D. AWESOME PAWSOME
MOSTLY A’s: You are a Harry/Marv. There is no hope for you to ever like the holidays. You better start packing your suitcase for jail because you’ll soon find joy in crushing families’ holiday joy by breaking into their houses. I don’t know what else to tell you since there is NO hope.
MOSTLY B’S: You are the Grinches, Walter Hobbs and Scrooges out there. You have a bleak outlook on the holidays right now but there is a chance your heart will grow 3 sizes (or maybe a son you didn’t know existed will visit) and the holidays will be your favorite time of
year. Good luck on your journey to finding the joy of wintertime. I believe in you.
Mostly C’s: You are a Karen (no not that type, the one from Frosty) You enjoy the holidays when they’re around but just like Frosty your love for the winter holiday's melts away until the upcoming year. However, you love the traditions and of course time off of school.
Mostly D’s: You my friend are a Buddy. Everything about the winter holidays puts a smile on your face and every year you can’t wait for the end of the year. You are the person who plans all of the winter activities and makes sure everyday has a fun thing to do. It is also your job to keep the holiday magic alive; ignoring the Marvs and helping the Grinches on their path to success. Keep that smile on your face! And remember to keep up on the healthy*** diet of an elf.
*We aren’t taking any liabilities if you end up having an awful time. (Probably because you found out you are a Marv) It is your job to spend your time wisely. If you read this far, I think you are spending it very well.
**This is in fact a false statement
***I’m not a verified health official
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